He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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