Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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