idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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