I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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