I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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