as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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