Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need water and some morals
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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