She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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