Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
porn star boner night. come get it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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