you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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