im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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