butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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