The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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