***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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