What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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