Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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