If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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