And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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