your parents love me but you hate me
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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