? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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