Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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