My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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