There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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