in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.