Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life