The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Mom said you looked used
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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