did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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