school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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