i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
