I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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