rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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