Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Randomize
