My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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