Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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