That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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