Betty ford says i'm here all night
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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