you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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