redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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