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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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