that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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