So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
