Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Your topless pictures make me question reality
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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