so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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