and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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