I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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