I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Found your dick twin last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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