no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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