This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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