i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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