He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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