We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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