i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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